I can happily say I’ve been a busy girl this year. From the
beginning of the year I’ve been doing a minimum of two auditions per week. So
when I suddenly had two weeks without an email or beep on my cell from my agent
I started to get worried. But having a three chapter deadline I didn’t have
that much time to fret about my diminishing audition rate. Then out of the blue on the Monday of
my Friday deadline I received an email, after two weeks of silence, informing
me about an audition. The audition, scheduled for Wednesday, wasn’t something I
wanted to do, even though I was getting desperate. My resolve held though, and a little while later I received another email, informing me about
what I call a ‘pretty girl’ audition. These are generally the briefs where you just
pitch up looking your best, and then find yourself in tow with a host of models
all already taller than myself, with incredibly tight jeans, high heels (as if
they needed them), extensions on their lashes and in their hear and of late,
the mandatory crop top. They all seem to know each other and call each other
variations of ‘doll’ or ‘babe’ and everyone else they call ‘sweetie’. I go none
the less because as I’ve mentioned before, you just never know what the
director wants.
For this specific ‘pretty girl’ audition I had to dress like
I was going to a smart nightclub. The Tuesday before my Wednesday audition I
received a third notification for an audition the next day. This audition was
for a blonde secretary. The audition brief shows in a women in muted colours. However, according to the audition brief I received
only the male characters needed to audition, and the female characters would be
selected from their photos. I informed my agent that he could happily send my
photo, but from what I read I didn’t have to go in. I had received the brief
late in the afternoon so I didn’t think that much of it after I replied.

I think the security guard at my boyfriend’s work was most
surprised when I returned after my transformation. So after two weeks of silence
I had three audition briefs for one day.